Krispy Kreme + In-N-Out = Meaty, Sugary Heaven

Ever since an In-N-Out and a Krispy Kreme opened side-by-side in Daly City, California, I’ve dreamed of combining two of my favorite tastes. And I’m not the only one. But now, finally, someone has captured this Frankenstein’s monster meal on video. Enjoy — it sure looks like he is:

Not On The Secret Menu: Blended

Suppose you were in a horrible accident, ended up in a full-body cast, and your only means of intaking nutrients was through a straw. Probably the thing that would bum you out the most would be the fact that you could no longer eat In-N-Out, right? Well, cheer up, mummy man. Here’s some video evidence that things just might not be as bad as they seem:

Two 5x5s? We Are Not Impressed

In-N-Out fan Eric Oh recently stunned his friends by “destroying” two 5x5s in 18 minutes and 22 seconds. In fact, they were so wowed by the beefy feat that they immortalized the accomplishment in a YouTube video posted Thursday.

Perhaps we’d be impressed too … if it weren’t for the fact that mere hours before his video went up, another eater posted a clip of himself downing an entire 30×30 in LESS time than it took Eric to finish what equates to a measly 1/3 of that herculean hunk of hamburger.

Talk about bad timing.

Nonetheless, here’s Eric speeding through his bronze-medal performance with a little help from Pat Benatar:

Why does Eric rate only a bronze medal, you ask?

The 30×30 Challenge

Too much of a good thing? Some people just don’t understand that concept.

You may recall, for example, the much ballyhooed (or would that be belly-hooed?) 100×100. Well, that took eight people almost two hours to eat. Now comes word that last month a Cal State Bakersfield student consumed a 30×30 in 13 minutes and 40 seconds!

That’s 30 slices of beef, 30 pieces of cheese, grilled onions and lettuce between two buns.

The young showoff — who bookended the 7,350-calorie ingestion by playfully calling out medal-winning meat masticator Takeru Kobayashi — capped the stunt by drinking a shake and eating an ice cream sundae.

YouTube’s got the gooey goodness: